Green guilt

Jason is packed up and ready to roll.  He stops by for a last goodbye.  The next time I see him, there will be two SV’s in the back of that truck.

Chad tells me of a new term green guilt where people feel like they’re not doing enough for the environment.  I feel the exact opposite.  I have ANTI green guilt where I feel like I’m doing too much green stuff and people might think I’m a hippie or even worse, a vegetarian.  Just because  I shop at my local overpriced green organic grocery store, bring my own bags, buy soy milk and organic veggies doesn’t mean I’m trying to be green.  I’m the ANTI green person!

Notice that the classic American brews are all labeled VEGAN with hot pink stickers.  It just goes to show you that vegans make all kinds of bad decisions.

I come back from my shopping trip with my reusable shopping bag from Costco.  Too bad I’m not actually shopping at Costco.

• two 6-packs of cider
• 2 kinds of soy milk
• organic edamame beans
• mustard with horseradish (for Jason)

I live like a bachelor.  I have more beverages and condiments in my fridge than anything else.

My other half helps me balance my green behavior by ordering a Double Down sandwich at KFC with ham and cheese sandwiched between two pieces of fried chicken.  He says it sits in his belly like a brick.  I suspect it will go back out like a greased up brick.